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The Mosquito-Zapping Football Player (Kids Write Books)

I recently had the pleasure of working with students at the Northwest Service Cooperative’s Young Authors Conference in Thief River Falls, Minnesota. In my sessions, we brainstormed a story outline. Then students broke into groups and were assigned different parts of the story to write. This story was written by…

March 9, 2017: Session 3

One day, McFly the Bug Zapper was zapping mosquitoes, which he hated, and he was talking to some friendly flies.

McFly went and sat down on the couch to watch football. Suddenly, he got inspired to play because his dad played football. He wanted to be popular and to be the first bug zapper ever to play.

He got into his self-driving bug-zapping mobile and went to try out for the football team. On the way, his tire popped on a thorn, so he had to roll the rest of the way.

When he was at tryouts, the evil football players started throwing footballs at him, making him fall over. The coach said he didn’t make the team because he was clumsy and couldn’t catch the football. But McFly asked to try out again, and the coach said yes.

All of the football players were mean to McFly. All that they did was throw mosquitoes at him, but they only did that to throw him off.

The next day, he found out that the football players were actually mosquitoes. McFly didn’t give up, even though they sabotaged his equipment. Then, the football players threatened to accuse him of murder.

Things got worse for McFly. During a game, they started using him as a football. He didn’t want to give up or quit, though.

The next football practice, he set up traps. The traps were hidden in the outlets where the mosquitoes plugged in their phones. After practice, McFly lured them into his trap. Then they were all electrocuted when they plugged in their phones. The mosquitoes were exterminated.

McFly got called to court. He was sent to jail, but he was glad because there was a football team. He joined and became the quarterback. He won three games and was so excited to play football, even in jail.

McFly no longer had to spend an arm and a leg on food. There were no more mosquitoes to hassle him in jail because he killed them all. But eventually he got bailed out of jail and was the first bug zapper to be a professional football star in history.

He later became a stay-at-home star with little baby flies all over the house.

 

From Kangaroo to Flying Squirrel (Kids Write Books)

I recently had the pleasure of working with students at the Northwest Service Cooperative’s Young Authors Conference in Thief River Falls, Minnesota. In my sessions, we brainstormed a story outline. Then students broke into groups and were assigned different parts of the story to write. This story was written by…

March 9, 2017: Session 2

Jeff the Kangaroo was taking a nap, dreaming about flying squirrels. He was dreaming about flying squirrels because he wanted to be one—even though everyone liked him because he was hoppy, friendly, and funny.

When he woke up, he went for a walk. He spotted a flying squirrel in a parking lot and instantly wanted to fly like that squirrel. He decided he would find a way to become one.

Jeff went to the local science lab. He spoke with a scientist, and the scientist told him where the flying squirrel DNA was.

After Jeff found the DNA, he met Pablo the Squirrel. Pablo stole the DNA from him, and Jeff didn’t notice it was gone for a while. When he figured it out, Jeff knew that he had to get that DNA back again.

To make things worse, the evil water pipe punched Jeff in the face, knocking Jeff out. While he was out cold, Pablo dragged him to the parking lot. There, the evil rock guarded him.

When Jeff woke up, he saw from far away that the science lab burst into flames, and he watched Pablo fly away. But Jeff still would not give up.

Jeff’s friend Elsa the Squirrel came to help him, but the rock attacked her. Even after that, things that were terrible kept happening. A flying sausage poisoned him, and he learned that he had cancer in his leg. All of that bad news made him want to fly even more.

There was even more bad news. Jeff heard that is best friend, Billy Mays, was dead. Jeff was extremely depressed. His best bud had died because Pablo the evil, evil, crippling squirrel was a murderer.

Despite being overly shaken, Jeff was not ready to give up hope. He still had a dream, and that dream was to fly—fly way up high into the sky.

He would do it. He would become a squirrel. It didn’t matter what happened next. He would fly.

Jeff became a ninja, so he could get revenge on his enemies: Pablo the Squirrel, the evil water pipe, and the rock.

He found Pablo and pushed him down. He got the flying squirrel DNA back from him and went into the science lab truck to inject himself with the DNA. It worked! Jeff became a flying squirrel.

Jeff used his flying ninja skills to defeat his enemies. When they were all in jail, he went flying with his friends.

Kayla Saves the Day (Kids Write Books)

I recently had the pleasure of working with students at the Northwest Service Cooperative’s Young Authors Conference in Thief River Falls, Minnesota. In my sessions, we brainstormed a story outline. Then students broke into groups and were assigned different parts of the story to write. This story was written by…

March 9, 2017: Session 1

When Kayla woke up, she was excited to go to work at the Warroad Nursing Home. She also worked at the Warroad Animal Shelter. Everybody liked Kayla because she was caring and generous.

Kayla saw on the news that someone was trying to burn down the hospital. Kayla wanted to save the hospital because her grandma was inside.

Kayla took off for the hospital and tried to see what was going on. When she arrived, she saw Marie inside trying to kill everyone. She was shocked because Marie was her best friend.

Kayla pulled out her gun, but she found out she had no bullets. Now, she couldn’t shoot to save the day. But she did not give up because her grandma was still in there. She had to find another way.

Kayla heard a voice from the hospital and recognized that it was the talking chicken. She also saw that Marie had started the first floor on fire.

Kayla called Joe the Turtle for help. “Where are you?” she asked through the phone.

“You know how small my feet are. I barely move one mile per hour!” Joe stated.

“Hurry!” she yelled, but she knew Joe was too slow to get there in time.

Just then, Kayla saw a scary man with a candy van. He was trying to break into the hospital.

“Ahhh!” she screamed.

The man left his van, and Kayla realized that this was her chance. She slowly and quietly ran to the van, opened the door, and stole it.

She looked up in time to see the talking chicken run straight into the fire. Kayla was sad for this loss, but she couldn’t give up. She could still save her grandma from dying.

Luck was finally on her side because it started raining hard. Kayla drove to the back of the hospital and gathered as many buckets as she could find. She set them out, and they quickly filled with water. Then she carefully put the buckets into the back of the van.

Kayla drove the van through the hospital doors and all the way to her grandma’s room. Kayla got the buckets of water and used them to put out the fire. She led everyone inside to safety.

After everyone was free, Kayla saw her former friend Marie. She chased her down with the van. Then Kayla jumped out and tackled her. Kayla saved the day one more time by bringing Marie to jail.

Hockey Goal (Kids Write Books)

I recently had the pleasure of working with students at the South Central Service Cooperative’s Young Writers & Artists Conference in Mankato, Minnesota. In my sessions, we brainstormed a story outline. Then students broke into groups and were assigned different parts of the story to write. This story was written by…

March 7, 2017: Session 3

The TV screen flashed “game over.” Link had lost again. He had been playing video games for six hours, but he was still stuck on level three.

Link was a good kid. He cared for his Chihuahua, Jack. He could hold his breath for a really long time, and he was the best hot dog cooker in town. Why couldn’t he pass this level?

“Shut off your game,” snapped his mom. “You’ve been playing all day!”

“Get off your behind, and do something,” his dad added.

“Link, you need to get off the couch,” said his mom.

“What should I do?” asked Link.

“Play a sport or clean the mall bathrooms,” his mom answered.

Link felt very frustrated at the moment. He turned the TV channel and saw a hockey game. He said to himself, “I want to set a goal to play hockey.”

As soon as Link made a game plan, he went to find out when hockey tryouts were. They were about to start in an hour, so he went outside with his dog and tried to get to hockey tryouts on time.

He went to the sports store to get his equipment. He got knee pads, elbow pads, a face mask, a hockey stick, and all the other things that he needed. Then Link went outside in his yard to practice his moves. He got really good and thought the coach would be impressed enough to let him be on the team.

After he left home again, he realized that his dog, Jack, was not with him anymore. Link started to worry and looked for Jack.

Meanwhile, the Chihuahua ran outside, took a right, and jumped onto a train headed to a warehouse in Alaska. The train took a left turn, and Jack jumped off the train in Duluth, Minnesota.

As Link looked for Jack, a bully named Tarzan started picking on him. Then Grandpa George called to tell Link that Grandma Jane was dying. Link became so upset that he went back home and to his bedroom. He slammed his Xbox to the ground.

He walked outside and wondered what to do. He thought of what his grandma would say, which would be to keep trying. He decided to go to tryouts.

Link still couldn’t find his dog, and it was getting late. Tryouts started in five minutes and one second. He noticed that the garage door was open, and he saw his mom’s car. That gave him an idea. “I’ll take it.” It was only fair, since his parents went on vacation in Hawaii without him.

As he drove to tryouts, he got stuck in traffic. He really loved hockey, and he didn’t want to miss his chance.

When he finally arrived, he found his dog. Jack ran to him, and Link cried because his dog was not locked up or dead. When he walked in to tryouts, he said, “I made it just in time for hockey.”

Link got his turn on the ice, and he slipped and fell. A boy named Jeremy helped him up. As Link continued to try out, he got better at skating. He started being good at the goalie position, and the coach told him that he made the team.

“Whew, I’m glad I made it on the team,” said Link. “I’m also glad I’m not cleaning bathrooms!”

“Hey, Link, it turns out I’m going to have an award for you,” said the coach. “MVP!”

“Yes!” said Link.

He went home and saw that his grandma was better.

“Can I play video games now?” he asked.

“No!” his parents exclaimed.

The Queen of Mars (Kids Write Books)

I recently had the pleasure of working with students at the South Central Service Cooperative’s Young Writers & Artists Conference in Mankato, Minnesota. In my sessions, we brainstormed a story outline. Then students broke into groups and were assigned different parts of the story to write. This story was written by…

March 7, 2017: Session 2

Martha Maplewood kept looking. She dug and dug. She was a funny muskrat. Her best friend, Julia, thought she was a good listener and liked to joke about Martha’s snort laugh.

But this was no laughing matter. Martha needed to find the map to Mars. She had no choice but to keep searching.

She found a cave near a beach. The cave looked like a blueberry, and it was named Blueberry Cave. Martha stepped into the cave and then ran out of it—right into the skunks. They had heard about the map, too, and wanted it desperately.

Now, Martha was in danger, so she ran up a tree. If she could build a rocket, she could get to Mars. Then she could work with the spiders that lived there in order to take over the skunks and to protect herself from them. That was the whole reason she wanted to be queen of Mars.

After the skunks left, Martha built a green bucket rocket. She stood and admired her beautiful masterpiece. She decided to invite her magical unicorn friend, Julia, to join her.

The skunk leader spied on Martha while coming up with a devious plan. “Ha, ha, ha, I shall steal the ship,” he said.

The skunk leader needed to communicate his plan to the minions. They all decided to go to the SBU (Skunk Bank United). They walked across Africa and continued across the Indian Ocean to the Philippines. Then they went to Paris and to the very top of the Eiffel Tower. There, they discussed their plan. Then they backtracked across Earth to the ship, and they waited for the historical moment to strike.

The savage skunks had grenades that spit water. They pulled up near the bucket rocket and blew it up. This caused everyone to fly into the water.

During all the confusion, the skunks managed to capture Julia. They told her that if she didn’t do what they said, they would kill her.

To try to gain traction in the effort against the skunks, Martha found the leader of the birds and persuaded the birds to help her. Although this species of birds was hideously ugly, the birds were glorious and magnificent warriors.

The skunks attacked again. While the birds battled them, Martha had to go and get pixie dust on a desert island. With the rocket destroyed, flying to Mars was her only hope.

She ran to the shore and saw the print of a boat bottom slowly being washed away. Panicking, she looked first left then right. Soon, a note in a bottle washed up on shore. The note said, “Ha, ha, we have sunk your boat and will build a death machine.”

Even though Martha had outstanding problems to tackle, she kept trying to overcome them. She was too scared to stop trying because she didn’t want to get killed by the skunks.

She swam to get the pixie dust, but there was a huge lion named Phil in control of the pixie dust. Martha gnawed a piece of corn into a sword and had a big battle with Phil. Finally, she killed the lion. After many hours, Martha finally got the pixie dust.

Next, she decided to save Julia. She used the pixie dust to fly over to where Julia was and save her. She flew to Julia’s cage and gnawed off the bars. Julia was free!

Martha used the pixie dust to fly into space. But she ran into a crater, and all of the pixie dust poured away from her. In this process, she crashed on Mars.

After she crashed, she found a sword left by a previous queen. She encountered the current queen of Mars and slew her. Martha became queen of Mars and built her own castle.

Queen Martha used her new army of spiders to defeat the skunks. Then she went to her super secret lab and drank an arm-growing substance and grew an extra arm on her stomach.

The army of bad skunks was in exile from the good skunks. They were sent to the wilds where they died from acid rain.

After the war, Martha stayed as queen of Mars, sitting on a rock throne with her best friend, Julia.

My First Endorsement Deal . . . Sort of

I’ve done a lot of public speaking and keynote addresses over the years, but I’ve never been asked to do a radio commercial before. So I was tickled—and kind of intimidated—when asked to record a 30-second spot for the Young Writers Conference in Marshall, MN, an event at which I’ll be providing the keynote address.

I was given a rough script and instructions to see if I could get help from a local radio station. Fortunately, the folks over at KBEK 95.5 FM were more than happy to oblige.

A gentleman named Shawn gave me a tour of the station and then sat me down in front of a microphone. I read my script twice through. Then he showed me all sort of “radio secrets,” like decreasing the volume on the “p” sounds and deleting my breaths in between sentences.

Finally, after a few experiments at background music, Shawn found the perfect, whimsical number.

All told, the process only took about 20 minutes to put together. Here’s how it turned out:

If you happen to be in Southwest Minnesota, keep an ear on the radio. As of Monday, this spot is live!

A Day at the ITEM Fall Conference

Ryan Jacobson at the ITEM Fall ConferenceSome of my favorite author events are those in which I get to spend time with other authors. Last Friday was just such a day: I was an invited guest at the Information and Technology Educators of Minnesota (ITEM) Fall Conference, along with a dozen or so other authors and illustrators.

The annual event attracts media specialists from schools across the state, so it was a chance to promote a few of my books and—more importantly—to shamelessly plug my services as a guest author.

All in all, it was a great day. I saw some old friends and made a couple of new ones. Plus, I garnered interest from several schools that are considering an author visit. It’s shaping up to be a busy year!